All present as command stood up and snapped to attention when the door of the methodological office appeared BB General himself, or as it is popularly called in generals was he - Big Boss.
- "Umbrella" is not drawn not so much the boss he knows our abilities! - Indignant behavior of his colleague Katilski bearing somehow strange nickname "umbrella", General Kashishki wqn that terribly annoyed when someone else is weighed down by more of a "boss wqn of all bosses".
- Stop immediately with your nagging! I have not gathered here to exchange digs and work to do. - Shouted his subordinates Big Boss. - Listen to me carefully now. Operation "Balatsi" passed with great success. Slung them those from the European Union and here we are now and us - in Europe. I thought, now we Europeans will cease to deal with us and leave us to live our lives as we know Nee. But I was wrong, nothing like that! Every day they arrived here in some European dandy and his first job is to blame us that we do not fight enough against organized crime that we have imprisoned crime boss.
- Obviously, you'll need to put a crime boss in jail. To their mouths zataknem Europeans. And our critics-journalists who are their melody! So you and I gathered to decide who he is! - Continue the exhibition without paying attention to the lines of Debilski and Katilski, General BB
- Kashishki, wake up, you obviously wqn still live in the twentieth century. Times now are other manners too. That is why, a new approach must! - Said by pirate General Levashki, better known by its nickname "approach" - Behold, chief editors as can organize hunting and chief editors to bring you shopping! This is it, the modern, European thinking, not your kashishki performances.
- Sea, depend on me, they will see a shopping and a hunting but Naas ... - razlyuti is General Kashishki - packed them with money made them all millionaires and gratitude, what will write whatever they want! And this will not be!
- A really reaching wqn out to organized wqn crime, we have to put at least one of the emblematic figures and in prison. - Big Boss continued, abstracting from quibble among his subordinates.
- And, how did "The Lion"? So it is our national symbol, holy! And just reaching out to him? - Jump as stung General Katilski - I do not agree. There is so much many mobsters as to sacrifice most worthy!
- Katilski, Debilski in a sense is right. wqn Recently this "Lion", wqn something has razpishtolil. "Lion" drove the most expensive car in the country, "" The Lion "stuck another wqn miski", "Lion" counts 20 million for a new yacht "- it is not a day goes by without his feat is reflected in the media. As she went, people like nothing can think that he manages this country.
- Well, boss, they people wqn are not so much simple, they know very well who decides everything in our dear, home state. wqn And I promise to do amicable note of "Lion" to correct their behavior with a view to your remarks.
- How, "elephant", my friend ?! - And this will not be !! Not only "Elephant", defended his friend General Kashishki - With so mobsters to jail, just the most intelligent of them, this is a crime! "Elephant" with this huge brain is worth at least as much as a dozen mafia bosses. Should I be deprived of his services because of some stupid Europeans?
- A "Lisika" is actually my mole in the underworld. Work not only for themselves but also for me! So forget! Find a another victim! - Jump as Matrosov before embrasure to protect their man, General wqn Levashki
- Are not you tired of telling it to you this story? Well, if you insist, listen: "It was more than twenty years. Socialism. And our resolve to make our country a tourist wqn attraction to attract foreign tourists. How? As build a tower, an inclined than in Pisa, so that people come here to see and be fascinated. Assigned to a brigade task / then companies would rather brigades / she occupies with construction, but ultimately rather inclined tower, going from rights law. Assigned to the second brigade to build the Leaning Tower - the same result again. Finally assigned to a brigade of Hero of Socialist Labor - to cope with the task. And a new failure. Three perfectly straight tower. Cry me one day the boss, then I was a young operative and tells me: "These imperialists obviously learned what hit them kroim and harness their potential wqn to sabotage the construction of us inclined tower. Go and reveal saboteurs ". I'm going, investigating the case, but no sabotage is not found. Then strain your gray matter and suddenly dawn on me - is the wrong approach wrongly given the task. Share their thoughts with the boss, he came and gave me dude
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